Unspecific Words

The age-old question of which is smaller--snack size or fun size--just got...well, just as confusing.

What kind of snake are we talking about here?  I mean, if it's threadsnake-sized, I'll take fun size, any day.  If it's boa constrictor-sized, then I'll take that.  But once we get up to anaconda-sized, I'd have to wonder whether my chocolate might try to eat me instead.

Safe Word

For a construction site?  Sure.  For life?  No way.  Safety=safety.  That's it.

I could have remained at my job and been incredibly safe.  Now that I have no job, I'm terrified and unsure and feel anything but safe.  But I still think it was the right decision.  While it definitely could end up being the stupidest thing I've ever done, it could also end up being the best.  Had I stayed, I know for a fact it would not have been the best thing I've ever done.  So for me, risk=possibility.  And that's the most beautiful word I can think of right now.

Lucrative Words

Next week when I'm officially unemployed, if I go sit by this sign -

- is that technically considered "looking for work"?

3-Letter Words

Poor Ben.  He's getting really desperate.

Perplexing Words

I had so many questions after seeing this sign:

1. Why was this guy asleep in his car?
2. Why was this guy so deeply asleep in his car that he couldn't hear/feel someone taking something from the vehicle?
3. Out of the important things he mentions he wants back (journal, magic stones, sacred items), which is the one worth $100?
4. What is the LAW OF THREE?  (I've since figured it out.  I think.)
5. Is that the proper use of "whomever"?  (No.)

A Picture's Worth a Thousand Words

But when in doubt, you might as well throw some words in, too.

Use Your Words

But use them wisely. Otherwise, you'll end up posting a sign like this:

One thing we can all agree on: Must be fail.